Welcome to Heiruspecs. If you are looking for an accurate bio for press purposes please check out our press bio. This one is for our fans, friends and family who might want a closer look into the band.
Heiruspecs started out as a high school band which turned into a full-time touring band from 2002-2005. They put out fantastic records and work hard to take care of the Midwest region by playing shows out of town. They miss their hard-earned fans all across North America and beyond but given the schedules and alimony payments of all the gentlemen in Heiruspecs the cost to get Heiruspecs out to California, England, Hawaii, Alaska et cetera might have more commas in it than you’d expect.
Loudest Snorer - dVRG
Best Driver - Felix
Arm Wrestle Champion - dVRG
Gets Hit on the Most at Shows - Josh Peterson
Could Care Less About Getting Hit On - Josh Peterson
Best Smile - dVRG
Has Forgotten More About Classical Music Than You’ll Ever Learn - dVRG
Chicken Wing Enthusiast - Twinkie Jiggles
Biggest GangStarr Fan - Peter Leggett
Recovering Vegetarian - Peter Leggett
Most Likely to Have a Chicken Sandwich in Pocket - Muad’dib
Best Tie Collection - dVRG
Science Fiction Expert - Muad’dib
Favorite Whiskey - an internal crisis between Jameson and Crown Royal has nearly split the band*
Favorite Beer - Whiskey
Favorite Rum - Whiskey
Biggest Liability in Public Situations - Twinkie Jiggles
Best Beard - Peter Leggett
*Josh would really just like a Sprite if you’re heading up there